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Archive for June 24th, 2007

It’s a Debu Note this time.

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This clip is just a taste of Photosynth Technology. The possibilities of the uses of this program are endless…the speaker barely scrapes the surface.

My mother taught me to appreciate a job well done:
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside – I’ve just finished cleaning!”
My mother taught me religion:
“You’d better pray that stain will come out of the carpet.”
My mother taught me about time travel:
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you right into the middle of next week!”
My mother taught me logic:
“Because I said so, that’s why.”
My mother taught me foresight:
“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”
My mother taught me irony:
“Keep laughing and I’ll give you something to cry about.”
My mother taught me about the science of osmosis:
“Shut your mouth and eat your supper!”
My mother taught me about contortionism:
“Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!”
My mother taught me about stamina:
“You’ll sit there until all that spinach is finished.”
My mother taught me about weather:
“It looks as if a tornado swept through your room.”
My mother taught me how to solve physics problems:
“If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming towards you, would you listen to me then?”
My mother taught me about hypocrisy:
“If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: don’t exaggerate!!”
My mother taught me the circle of life:
“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”
My mother taught me about behaviour modification:
“Stop acting like your father!”
My mother taught me about envy:
“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do!”
Thanks, Mom!