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I need it to poison my husband

Monday, September 17th, 2007

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”

The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy!

I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law!

I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!” (more…)

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The top 100 reasons it’s great to be a guy

Monday, September 17th, 2007
  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  • Movie nudity is virtually always female.
  • You know stuff about tanks.
  • A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  • Monday Night Football.
  • You don’t have to monitor your friends sex lives.
  • Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
  • You can open all your own jars.
  • Old friends don’t give you crap if you’ve lost or gained weight.
  • Dry cleaners and haircutter’s don’t rob you blind. (more…)

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    Monday, September 17th, 2007

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