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Business Facts
Tuesday, September 18th, 2007 All you ever needed to know about work.
- A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and hours are lost.
- If you tell your boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
- The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
- When you try to prove to someone that something won’t work, it will.
- As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
- Anything is possible if you don’t know what you’re talking about.
- Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
- Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.
- The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.
- The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord. (more…)
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