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How to explain delicious to your parents
Saturday, September 22nd, 2007This is a great video tutorial on del.icio.us social bookmarking.
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Saturday, September 22nd, 2007FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY
Friday, September 21st, 20071. Save the whales. Collect the whole set
2. A day without sunshine is, like, night
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7. I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
11. Remember half the people you know are below average.
12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
13. Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
14. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
15. He who laughs last thinks slowest. (more…)
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Thursday, September 20th, 2007links for 2007-09-19
Wednesday, September 19th, 2007Business Facts
Tuesday, September 18th, 2007 All you ever needed to know about work.
- A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and hours are lost.
- If you tell your boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
- The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
- When you try to prove to someone that something won’t work, it will.
- As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
- Anything is possible if you don’t know what you’re talking about.
- Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
- Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.
- The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.
- The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord. (more…)
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Tuesday, September 18th, 2007I need it to poison my husband
Monday, September 17th, 2007A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”
The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy!
I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law!
I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!” (more…)
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Monday, September 17th, 2007- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- Movie nudity is virtually always female.
- You know stuff about tanks.
- A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
- Monday Night Football.
- You don’t have to monitor your friends sex lives.
- Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
- You can open all your own jars.
- Old friends don’t give you crap if you’ve lost or gained weight.
- Dry cleaners and haircutter’s don’t rob you blind. (more…)
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