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November 9th, 2007

Funniest Adsense Forum Posts Ever

Future Of Advertising In Danger???????
hmm… Someone went to school to figure that out.

Google is cheating publishers
Hang on while I call my lawyer

My idiot friend clicked 3 of my ads.
Either shake his hand or kick his ass

Adsense 1 million Doller !!!
Lost in translation I guess

Does traffic really increase your adsense earnings?
Yes! It’s like Viagra for your website

What Is Wrong With My Adsense?!
It’s Broke

Am I allowed to have Adult content
Sounds like a morality question to me.

Can you tell people to click?
Is that a question of ability or permission?

Oops. I accidentally clicked an ad.
In some countries they chop your fingers off for that.

Do you earn money if people visit your site?
Did you use all your brain cells thinking up that question?

Hacker put his adsense on my site for months
Sucks to be you!

Am I earning to much?
Yes, now go away!

Does Adsense Waste Time?
Depends on your perspective of Time!

Adsense doesn’t work are the golden days of adsense over?
Works on my machine so I guess not!

Anyone know use RSS to improve traffic?
Nope! I searched Google and not one person had a clue, sorry.

Is there a clear-cut answer?
Yes, but it’ll cost you $47.00 to find out how to get it.

Did this ProBlogger Really make $100,000.00 a month from AdSense?
He said he did didn’t he? Why on earth would he lie?

Why not getting paid for clicks?
Google hates you and wants to do nothing but cheat you out of everything you make.

Around 1,000 uniques a day, how much should I be getting?
That too will cost you $47.00 to find out how to get the answer, but for free I’ll tell you how stupid you are for asking that question.

Who to believe, adsense or adlogger?
Why would either lie to you?

10,000 uniques aday! and only $82 Normal?
Apparently for you it is.

When is the best time to put google adsense in your site,
Now!

Banned from AdSense - whats the alternatives?
Death!

How to get accepted
Try begging, maybe even protesting. In fact, why not write a blog about it then you’ll have the answer.

Redesign destroyed my earnings… thoughts?
Your design abilities suck!

Adsense cancelled in Brazil…what if it was in your country?
Move to another country. Duh!

Can you have AdSense and gambling ads on same site/page?
Again, is this a question of ability or permission?

Im getting scared about even STARTING adsense
Google can help you find a good therapist

HELP! I think i have to be accepted to adsense FIRST to be a newb?
But you don’t have to be accepted first to be a dumbass.

Important Newbie AdSense Question!
Search is your friend.

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One Response to “Funniest Adsense Forum Posts Ever”

  1. Добрый день

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    С уважением ваш друг Влад

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