Funny Stuff is all around

Archive for January 18th, 2008

• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
• A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
• A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.

• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
• A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
• A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

• There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman- before and after marriage .

• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

• To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
• To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

• Any married man should forget his mistakes.
• There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!

• A woman has the last word in any argument.
• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

• Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.

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