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May 25th, 2008

Web Design And S.e.o. Are Revolutionary Ideas

It is tough to live in a large city . When you are a small town girl, used to the ocean and mountains, trading all that in can be painful. Trading the mountains and oceans in for a career dream can be agonizing, you hoped to find this dream job as a market analyst for a Internet Marketing company in the Pacific Northwest, but to no avail, you found it in Chicago . Most Pay Per Click companies only take people with three to five years experience, you just got lucky to find a company that takes on an employee with no experience in Internet Marketing. You would embrace this job if it were in the Pacific Northwest . The people at your Internet Marketing company are great, they treat you with respect and dignity. The only downfall of the position your in is your lack of Web Development experience. Web Design experience would assist you in your job search in the Pacific Northwest . You begin to ask yourself rethink your decisions from the past. You tell yourself that you should have taken Web Design and graphic design classes in college . Both of those would have boosted your bargaining power, as well as your hiring status.
You reminisce about your days of fields the size of Chicago and flowers as large as a melon . Missing the jungle and the thousand year old redwoods makes you tear up . You look at your current life, you can high five your neighbor while you are showering, the only people who speak to you on the streets are bums who are begging you for money or the person who just got off of their Marketing Online jobs just to yell at you for stepping in their path. Maybe they miss the jungle too, they long for the fresh smell of rain and the spray of the salty ocean air, the sand beneath their feet as they lay on the beach just enjoying the beautiful weather. Everyone in the Pacific Northwest is friendly and welcoming. The attitude of each city is laid back and comfortable. In Chicago, everyone is always worried about their jobs as Sponsored Links or their Web Design, everyone’s attitude is edgy and angry with no morals towards others feelings . The only thing you smell when you go to the beach is feces and garbage. If you attempt to sit on the beach you will more than likely cut your bum open on a bum’s crack pipe or a broken bottle , and you definitely cannot walk alone down the beach at night, for fear that someone will rape and murder you then throw you in the lake, never to be found again.
Yet you moved here for career advancement in Internet Marketing. You begin to ask yourself , what is more important, my career or my happiness? Weighing your options out always reveals that your happiness is more important . You ask yourself, why am I still here? What magnificent force is holding you back from moving to the Pacific Northwest? Is it your Sponsored Links position, besides the fact that you don’t have Web Design knowledge? Maybe it is the big city lights that keep you here, even though they blind you with their burning intensity ? These questions are probably running through your mind. What is holding you back from finding a Sponsored Links position in the Pacific Northwest? It all of a sudden hits you, the reason that was so obscure before has now become crystal clear . You see a monkey playing on a branch screaming and yelling that it is the king of the world . All of the sudden, this monkey turns into the president of the U.S. who is stealing the entire middle classes money by charging them a ridiculous tax and pricing gasoline so high that most people are going broke, while he is sitting pretty counting his coins . There aren’t any Internet Marketing jobs in the Pacific Northwest. Then you realize how lucky you are to have the job that you do, even if the city makes you unhappy . The president is to blame for your unhappiness. Write him a letter, maybe he’ll understand.

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