Funny Stuff is all around

How To Get Away With Online Gaming

Come on. We all know who wears the pants in the relationship, and chances are it’s not you. It’s your wife. That’s right - that woman who’s put on at least 10 extra pounds around the midsection since you married her in some elaborate ceremony a long time ago when she had a figure that could rival Jessica Alba’s, the very same woman who you’re now afraid of because, no matter what she’s become, she’s still the love of your life and the mother of your offspring.

Obviously, she’s not going to be happy that you’ve developed an online gambling habit, and naturally, you’re scared. But instead of blabbering around like an idiot, why not stand up, be a man, and show her the merits of your new hobby? Here are three points to help you strengthen your case:

1. Online casinos keep you at home. Indeed, she no longer has to fret about what you’re up to with the boys because you’re right under her nose in front of the computer at home at all hours (or at least, the hours when you’re not at work). She no longer has to scream at you over the phone to tell you that you have to be home in ten minutes because - surprise, surprise! - you ARE home, happily raising and calling bets with the free poker bets under your belt.

2. She can easily monitor your bankroll. This way, she won’t have to worry that you’re spending all of your life savings or your children’s college fund on ‘em games of chance. Of course, she can only do this if you actually give her access to your account because it’s very much secured to keep you safe from scary stuff like fraud and identity theft. But then, you probably would - give her access to your account, that is. Besides, she might be even impressed with the amount of free casino bets you’ve racked up in there.

3. You’ll be earning extra income. That is, of course, if you know what you’re doing and actually win something. The best part is a good portion of said extra income was probably earned from many a free bet. Of course, she’ll be demanding (not so) little treats from you, meaning you’ll no longer have an excuse not to take her on that cruise, or buy her those freshwater pearls that she’s been coveting. But then, you know that it’s a small price to pay to get her off your back while you enjoy hours upon hours in online gaming heaven.

If you're new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!

Related posts

• No related posts.