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Should You Put Casino Dealer On Your Resume?

You’ve played your cards and exhausted your bankroll. You’ve plunked down all of your free poker bets. With your original playing money and the free casino beats you earned from introducing friends to the site, you’ve successfully increased your bankroll from $100 to $500. Other punters would head on to the next level - either play more games with better players or play for higher stakes. Not you, however. You decide, right there and then, to take the game from online to off. You will become a casino dealer!

Math Wizardry

Is “casino dealer” a good appendage to your resume? It depends. Dealing is actually a lot more difficult than it appears. For starters, dealers must do a lot of math in their heads. Some dealers put the figure at a thousand addition problems per hour - and that’s only at the card games. Factor in payouts for games that play for 6 to 5 bets, and you would surely find yourself making as many computations as Newton when he computed the speed of a falling apple.

The Job Description

Math is not the only thing dealers have to be good at, however. They have to be good at implementing rules, too. As if this is not enough, while they’re making mental calculations and keeping track of how well players follow rules, they’re also required to entertain players - commiserate over their losses, for example, or inquire about the missus who played at the same table two nights ago. Casinos believe - and quite rightly so - that players show the tables some lovin’ not just for the game or the winnings but also because of the friendly blackjack dealer who always has a kind word for everyone. So in more ways than one, dealers actually serve as these gaming centers agents of goodwill. That, or punching bags of the players who lose big. “I’ve been called many names,” shares one dealer. “I’m a bastard, a good-for-nothing son of a b****, an honorary member of a thieving government. Do I like it? No, but it’s part of the job, and if I lose my money to the house, I’d be pretty furious, too.”

Furious Finger Action

The job description does not stop at name-calling, though. There’s the matter of manual dexterity. Dealers are expected to serve roughly a hundred hands an hour for blackjack alone. With about seven players each table on an average run, it’s not surprising many dealers suffer from carpal tunnel syndrome! and other repetitive strain injuries. Casinos help ease this burden by giving dealers a 20-minute break for every 60 minutes of work.

Clearly, casino dealing is a tough calling, and it may not be one your resume can benefit from. You might want to reconsider your career path at this point, and simply settle for placing sport bets online.

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