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June 23rd, 2008

Missing My Cell Phone Holder And Cell Case

I couldn’t find an oven mitt so I grabbed up my cell phone holder and used that to take the pan off the oven. Since I could only fit a few fingers inside that’s all I used to grab the handle. Naturally, I dropped it and spilled scrambled eggs all over the floor. I added the mess to a list of things that I have to do . It had been way too long since I had cleaned . There’s so much dust it’s more than a coat of it. It is seriously so thick that I couldn’t even use a vacuum cleaner to get it off . My house is ridiculously messy, my clothes are piled up on my bed and I’m guessing that my oven mitt is in there with them somewhere . My bedroom is so messy that I have been sleeping in my living room on my couch for the past couple weeks . Thankfully it doesn’t smell too bad, at least not that I can notice, I’ve been using febreeze on everything that I can think of . My whole apartment reeks like Febreeze . The smell makes me nauseous already . I guess I could clean it all but I honestly have no desire to do so, instead I would rather sit around and watch television . I will probably keep putting it off until my neighbors start complaining . I think I’m going to just stay the night on a lot of my friends’ couches until they get sick of me and then I might consider cleaning my own place.

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