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June 29th, 2008

I Heart My New Ipod Case And Ipod Holder

What I am about to tell you will definitely make me sound justifiably and clinically insane, but just bear with me while I tell you my story . Of course I’m completely aware that this either makes me sound really weird at the very least and like a big freaking stalker at the most. I think my fiancée and I are about to end our relationship . So I left my cell phone holder [/spin] on her bedroom floor so I could have a few more minutes alone with her, even if they are hostile minutes | over at her place to give me an excuse to go back there[/spin]. I am completely and utterly in love with her and would do anything to stay with her . She’s pretty, funny, smart, and, most importantly, comes from a family that is as rich as sin. She doesn’t even have to work if she doesn’t feel like it. That’s exactly the kind of life I’ve always wanted for myself. Yeah, love would be great too, but money is far more practical. I’d never stop kicking myself if I threw away the chance for a lazy, luxurious existence just because I forgot our 7-month anniversary or whatever other ridiculous thing she’s mad about now. I know exactly what will work to get her back, I just have to go over there with roses and some expensive wine and a bracelet of some sort from Tiffany’s and she’ll cry and apologize for being such a brat and then we’ll make up . I don’t even feel sorry anymore but I know that this will work so I do it anyways, I have a lot invested in the relationship .

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