Are Odd Names Detrimental To Your Child’s Health?
How do you name your child? Do you call a family powwow, sit down with Cross century pens and a ream of papers, write down possible names for the little one, and then vote over the names that sounds the prettiest?
Naming Children
In days of yore, child-naming was more straightforward. Parents did not have to tick names off a list using their Cross pens. Expectant parents either named children after a grandparent, aunt, or uncle, or gave them names that seemed to describe them best - think Indian names like Little Foot, Big Rock, and Strong as the Wind. There was no elaborate fuss over whom the child should be named after.
Odd and Odder
Today, parents put much thought into their children’s names. Thanks to celebrities’ penchant for picking out bizarre names, the rest of humanity has followed suit by the minute.
More recently, a couple in New Zealand lost custody of their daughter when they named her Talula Does the Hula from Hawaii. A family court judge gave the order after it was discovered the child felt so humiliated by the name she refused to share it with her friends. Rather than admit her parents had named her Talula Does the Hula from Hawaii, the little girl claimed her name is K.
Quirky Is Not Always Criminal
In his ruling, the judge noted parents should not give their children strange names as this exposes them to ridicule by their peers. He said poor judgment when it comes to names would only be a social disability and an unnecessary handicap to a child who, unwittingly, has to bear the burden of being called Talula Does the Hula from Hawaii. To demonstrate his point better, the judge gave a list of names that may be deemed detrimental to a child’s well-being, among them:
1. Yeah Detroit
2. Sex Fruit
3. Fish and Chips
4. Stallion
5. Keenan Got Lucy
6. Twisty Poi
Not all odd names are considered damaging to child psychology, though. In fact, in the same ruling, the judge also included names that, though strange, were allowed by the court, specifically:
1. Number 16 Bus Shelter
2. tragically, Violence
3. Midnight Chardonnay
This ruling brings to light one aspect of New Zealand legislation that is not like any in the world. Before parents can whip out a Cross pen set and register the quirky name of their child, they have to remember the law does not allow names that would cause offense to a reasonable person.
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