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Wedding Boudoir Photography

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

Boudoir style photography is sensual and sexy. It is a type of glamour photography, most commonly photography, which focuses on making the model look attractive. It’s not about being in perfect shape or being waifishly thin. Instead a photographer will highlight your best features to create a beautiful shot. That being said, why wouldn’t someone want to look and feel attractive and sexy in a photo. Whether they admit it or not, most do. Now, more than ever, are becoming confident enough to have this type of photo taken.

When you hear boudoir photography or boudoir models, don’t assume bimbos and cheap pictures. This type of glamour photography is making a stylish comeback. And it isn’t just for models anymore either. ‘Normal’ people are seeking out these types of photographers more and more. Most often, who seek out boudoir photographers do so for specific reasons. Usually they have received a confidence boost of some kind, are giving a gift, or have had a milestone in their lives.

boudoir photographyBoudoir photography makes a great sexy gift for someone you are romantically involved with. Many , perhaps trying to rekindle the romance, get boudoir photos as a gift for their lovers. Others just want to give a fun and sexy present, either for birthday or anniversary.

As a wedding gift, bridal boudoir is growing in popularity. Some brides are now choosing to give their grooms this special photographic gift. Besides being a unique present, a bridal boudoir session can be a wonderful way for a bride to relax before her big day. Other couples are opting to pose together. This intimate photography can convey alluring, sexy moments between two people about to share their lives.

Post-surgery clients probably represent the largest group who choose to get boudoir photographs. They have added confidence and want to show off their new cleavage, new waistline or new nose. Whatever the surgery, these are excited about their new bodies and want to capture themselves on film.

Weight loss excitement can also prompt some into wanting to take a few racy boudoir photos. Finally reaching that goal weight is an incredible achievement and can be an even more incredible confidence boost. They may not be fitness models, but they are happy with the way they look and this can allow for some great glamour photography. Just like in the case of post-surgery models, those that have lost weight want to show off their new bodies to document their change.

One very special way to celebrate a milestone birthday, maybe 30, 40 or even 50, is to reward oneself with a boudoir photography session. Many have come to the realization that this really is the best they are going to look and that they want to capture that. The desire to preserve that beauty is natural. Being able to have a photograph that will always remind you of how young and sexy you can be is wonderful.

Another milestone many like to capture and have a record of is becoming mothers. Maternity boudoir is a growing trend with numerous celebrity followers. Even during pregnancy, or perhaps especially during pregnancy, want to look sexy and feel beautiful. This is a way for them to document the pregnancy in a unique way that they will treasure.

For these reasons and many others, of all ages are turning to boudoir photography for a fun, sexy and unique gift for themselves or someone they love.

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Valentine’s Day Toilet Paper

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

For someone who really cares about their lovers…

Valentine’s Day Toilet Paper

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Best Man Vs. Woman Explanation I’ve Ever Read

Monday, February 4th, 2008

“Can’t We Talk?” (condensed from: You Just Don’t Understand)
by Deborah Tannen

A married couple was in a car when the wife turned to her husband and asked, “Would you like to stop for a coffee?”
“No, thanks,” he answered truthfully. So they didn’t stop.
The result? The wife, who had indeed wanted to stop, became annoyed because she felt her preference had not been considered. The husband, seeing his wife was angry, became frustrated. Why didn’t she just say what she wanted?
Unfortunately, he failed to see that his wife was asking the question not to get an instant decision, but to begin a negotiation. And the woman didn’t realize that when her husband said no, he was just expressing his preference, not making a ruling. When a man and woman interpret the same interchange in such conflicting ways, it’s no wonder they can find themselves leveling angry charges of selfishness and obstinacy at each other.
As a specialist in linguistics, I have studied how the conversational styles of and differ. We cannot lump all or all into fixed categories. But the seemingly senseless misunderstandings that haunt our relationships can in part be explained by the different conversational rules by which and play.
Whenever I write or speak about this subject, people tell me they are relieved to learn that what has caused them trouble - and what they had previously ascribed to personal failings - is, in fact, very common. (more…)

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Men Versus Women

Friday, January 18th, 2008

  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  • A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
    • A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
    • A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.
    • A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
    • A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
    • A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
    • A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
    • There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman- before and after .
    • A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    • A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
    • To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
    • To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
    • Any married man should forget his mistakes.
    • There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!
    • A woman has the last word in any argument.
    • Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
    • look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while look at a wedding as the ending of romance.

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    People in Order (correct version)

    Sunday, January 13th, 2008

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    The Song of Mother

    Tuesday, January 8th, 2008

    The one who sending to me told me to turn down the volume when watching it. The lyrics are so true!

    Enjoy!

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    Tips for Efficiency from Women Employees

    Sunday, January 6th, 2008

    The following is an excerpt from the July 1943 issue of Transportation Magazine. This was written for supervisors of in the workforce during World War II, only 60+ years ago! The intent was not to be “funny”.


    1.) Pick young, married . They usually have more of a sense of responsibility than their unmarried sisters; they’re less likely to be flirtatious; they need the work or they wouldn’t be doing it; they still have the pep and interest to work hard and to deal with the public efficiently.

    2.) When you have to use older , try to get ones who have worked outside the home at some time in their lives. Older who have never contacted the public have a hard time adapting themselves and are inclined to be cantankerous and fussy. It’s always well to impress upon older the importance of friendliness and courtesy.

    3.) General experience indicates that “husky” girls - those who are just a little on the heavy side - are more even tempered and efficient than their underweight sisters.

    4.) Retain a physician to give each woman you hire a special physical examination - one covering conditions. This step not only protects the property against the possibilities of lawsuit, but reveals whether the employee-to-be has any weaknesses which would make her mentally or physically unfit for the job.

    5.) Give the employee a definite day-long schedule of duties so that they’ll keep busy without bothering the management for instructions every few minutes. make excellent workers when they have their jobs set out for them, but they lack initiative in finding work themselves.

    6.) Whenever possible, let the employee change from one job to another at some time during the day. are inclined to be less nervous and happier with change.

    7.) Give every girl an adequate number of rest periods during the day. You have to make for some allowances for feminine . A girl has more confidence and is more efficient if she can keep her hair tidied, apply fresh lipstick and wash her hands several times a day.

    8.) Be tactful when issuing instructions or in making criticisms. are often sensitive; they can’t shrug off harsh words the way do. Never ridicule a woman - it breaks her spirit and cuts off her efficiency.

    9.) Be reasonably considerate about using strong language around . Even though a girl’s husband or father may swear vociferously, she’ll grow to dislike a place of business where she hears too much of this.

    10.) Get enough size variety in operator’s uniforms so that each girl can have a proper fit. This point can’t be stressed too much in keeping happy.

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    links for 2008-01-02

    Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

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    Girls Are Like…

    Tuesday, November 13th, 2007

    Girls are like
    apples on trees. The best
    ones are at the top of the tree.
    The boys don’t want to reach for
    the good ones because they are afraid
    of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they
    just get the rotten apples from the ground
    that aren’t as good, but easy. So the apples
    at the top think something is wrong with
    them, when in reality, they’re amazing.
    They just have to wait for the right
    boy to come along, the one
    who’s brave enough
    to climb
    all the way
    to the top
    of the tree.

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    Bitches are great people

    Tuesday, November 6th, 2007

    BITCHOLOGY

    When I stand up for
    myself and my beliefs,
    they call me a
    bitch.

    When I stand up for
    those I love,
    they call me a
    bitch.

    When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts
    or do things my own way, they call me a
    bitch.

    Being a bitch
    means I won’t
    compromise what’s
    in my heart.
    It means I live my life

    MY way.
    It means I won’t allow anyone to step on me.
    When I refuse to
    tolerate injustice and
    speak against it, I am
    defined as a
    bitch. (more…)

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